So Madueke walked into GQ wearing a fur vest like it was his final shot chart… and somehow the analytics worked better than his wardrobe. Turns out: you don’t need to be fashionable to be right—you just need to run the numbers. The real question isn’t ‘What’s he wearing?’ It’s ‘Why is his R² higher than your Instagram likes?’ If your closet can fund small nations… maybe stop chasing viral virality and start betting on expected value. What’s your model? A quiet revolution in zip code.