You think stats predict magic? Nah. It’s just probability whispering in empty stadiums while pundits scream about ‘hot hands.’ My model doesn’t cheer for star players — it checks the 37% chance you missed. If your pick relies on emotion, you’re already losing. Join the Data Pact: stop guessing. Start measuring.

(PS: That GIF of Ronaldo crying over a wrong xG? Pure gold.)