As a data-driven analyst who sees patterns in chaos, I watched Seattle’s exit hopes collapse not from luck—but from calibrated probabilities. Paris didn’t win by gut feeling; they won because the model predicted it. Game 6 wasn’t an upset—it was a Bayesian inevitability. This is what happens when you strip away emotion and trust the numbers. Zero fluff. Just code. And at 3AM, after the final buzzer, the truth was always in the residuals.