As a data analyst raised in a Polish-American Catholic household, I’ve spent years decoding player value through cold, statistical rigor—not emotion. This isn’t gossip; it’s geometry. The top 10 Scottish Premiership valuations reveal a pattern: Celtic dominates with 7 of the top 10 names, including Takahara N., Carter-Vicks, and Kirschen L. At €15M, €14M, and €13M respectively. This isn’t luck. It’s modeling.