As a data scientist raised in Chicago’s streetball culture, I’ve analyzed the Evan Gans transfer saga not as drama—but as a predictive model. With Tottenham, Fenerbahçe, and Juventus all vying for a 23-year-old striker earning just $15k/week, the real story is in his stats: xG per 90, progressive build rate, and defensive transition patterns. This isn’t about emotion—it’s about entropy reduction in talent allocation. I’ve seen the numbers. They don’t lie.