Juventus won 5-0? Not luck—just Bayesian magic in a Brooklyn basement where their coach replaced passion with Python scripts. Al Ahly’s ‘intuition’? More like a spam filter on WiFi. I watched this like my grandpa’s whiteboard… but it was full of live APIs and zero fluff. If you think football’s decided by heart—you’re measuring sweat instead of signals.

So… who’s coaching whom again? (Drop your favorite model vault.)