So you’re telling me a 6.20% win probability isn’t magic… it’s just someone running R scripts at 4:17 AM while the rest of us were still asleep? My Ph.D. didn’t prepare me for this — it prepared me for existential dread dressed as analytics. Benfica didn’t win — their model just outsmarted chaos with a covariance matrix and a really good espresso. Who else thinks defense density is a feature? 📊 Drop your spreadsheets and join #WeeklyModelRecon — or keep sleeping with your charts open.