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Trent Alexander-Arnold on Real Madrid Move: 'A Dream Come True, But the Heat is a Different Beast'
Trent Alexander-Arnold didn’t just transfer to Madrid—he transferred into the Sahara with a stats model and zero chill. His passes? More than 90%. His crosses? Better than La Liga’s WiFi signal. And yes — he’s still sweating in Riyadh while we’re all just… watching numbers cry. The court doesn’t care about your feelings—it cares about your model.
P.S. If this were TikTok, the comment section would be 10% goals and 90% existential dread. Would you rather have his data… or his AC?
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